Jose

Age/Gender: 23, Male
Location: Minneapolis
Job: Student

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Score: 9
DERAILED

"I just had a lolgasm all over my chest."

submission: DERAILED
date: December 29, 2006

Well done. Good to see something entertaining to hit the portal. The music was perfect, and your drawing was superb. Good show.

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Score: 7
12 uses of dead babies

"This made me lol."

date: December 7, 2006

Good job, good job. Quite an original flash. Some of them were quite shitty, and others were superb. The maggot on made me cringe a bit, which newgrounds hasn't done to me for a while.

Keep up the good work, I think I'll go check out the rest of your stuff.
3/5

-Jose-

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Score: 8
Game of Disorientation

"What a mindfuck"

date: October 22, 2006

Quite enjoyable game. I have a massive headache right now, but ill take the pain for the enjoyment of this game. I haven't seen anything likes this on ng before, and I hope to see more from you in the future. Graphics were smooth, sound fit perfect, and it is one of the better games I've seen in a while. Good job!

Overall: 4/5

-Jose-

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Score: 10
Xombie: Chapter 8

"I rarely give 10's across the board."

submission: Xombie: Chapter 8
date: October 20, 2006

But I'll make an exception for this movie. This is the best movie i've seen on newgrounds for quite a while, and that includes the littlefoot series.
Graphics: Clean and smooth. Great color job.
Style: One of the best orginal series on newgrounds.
Sound: Voice overs fit perfect with characters. Great soundtrack.
Violence: Decapation at it's finest.
Interactivity: Good preloader.
Humor: .....It was a really good movie.

Overall: An awsome flick, I can't wait for the next episode. 5/5

-Jose-

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Score: 2
e-Cool Points Calculator

"You can do better."

date: October 18, 2006

This has changed little from the last submission. The color schemes are still horrible, and one could argue that you made them worse. Got an idea for you. Pick out three colors. One basic, one earthtone, and one pastel. Use only those three colors. Your layout hurts the eyes in the begining, and is unreadable at other points. You have the basic idea of a calculator game in place, but you have a long way to go before you get my five.

Overall: 1/5
-Jose-

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Score: 9
-Stay Awake-

"Painfully Addictive"

submission: -Stay Awake-
date: October 15, 2006

Like I said, It is hard to stop playing this game once you start. The camera rotation adds and fun twist to the game, and I like that you have multiple lives. For some reason, I found that falling over was hilarious. I couldn't stop laughing at this stupid pumpkin who couldn't keep his balance.

I did find one glitch however. The highscore table got hacked.

Besides that, great job on this game.

Overall: 4/5

-Jose-

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Score: 1
Doula-Ball

"Bad."

submission: Doula-Ball
date: October 3, 2006

Horrible glitches, bad gameplay, and bad layout. I honestly think you put more time into your intro then you actually put into the game itself. You need to completely rework the physics engine, because the paddle movements were unreliable at best. Bad place ball traps and impossible to hit tubes made this game a dud. I think this game has potential, but you have a long way to go to make this a decent flash. 0/5.

-Jose-

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Score: 8
Truth about Masturbation

"Good for a cheap laugh."

date: July 15, 2006

Good job guys, newgrounds needs more random humor. Tom puts this up on the front page, and all people do is bitch about it. I'm all for your style guys, keep up the good work. 4/5.

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Score: 10
Animator vs. Animation

"Very good, original movie."

date: June 9, 2006

I haven't seen something like this on newgrounds yet. Good job. You said that it took you three months to make? It was worth every minute spent.
Graphics: Smooth, and a good use of flash 8's screen as a backround.
Style: Original, new, and fresh.
Sound: I would have liked a music to it, but the sound effects were a decent replacement for it.
Violence: Speaks for itself
Interactivity: Good menu screen, easy to use and pleasent to the eyes.
Humor: Quite funny. You don't see this type of thing every day.
Overall: Well done sir. I hope to see more work from you in the future. 5/5

-Jose-

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Score: 5
z(OLD)Swarm

"You've got some bugs to work out"

submission: z(OLD)Swarm
date: June 9, 2006

First off, I believe it was level eight, when I killed the last "orb", insted of an exit appearing, my screen turned red. I don't know if this is an isolated thing, or if there is a bug to work out. Besides that though, good job with this simple game I liked it quite a bit. One thing I would like to know, what is scoring based off of? Anyway, keep up the good work. 3/5.

-Jose-

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